[Zero]

Okay, I'm sure the lot of you have been hit on in one form or another, either that or you've tried out a few moves yourself. Likewise, I'm sure whether it was you or the other, you've said/been told some terrible pick up lines. Share your experiences.


I make this thread because I was at the mall earlier today, shopping for...you know, clothes or whatever they sell there nowadays, when I notice that I'm encountering these two girls pretty frequently. I passed it off as coincidence at first, I didn't pay any mind to them really, but I kept seeing them every other store. I was a bit weirded out, but I pushed it off and went to the food court, ordered food, and sat down.

By the way, why is it that every time I go to the mall and sit at a table, there is a butt crack staring me in the face as I eat? I mean, what the fuck.

Anyway, so as I began eating, out of nowhere something wet smacks me in the back of my head and lands on my table; it was a plastic dunkin donuts iced coffee thing. Well, I turn around and I see the two girls waving at me from a few tables away, all giggly and such. So, naturally I get up and walk over and I ask why they threw a coffee cup at my head, and one of them responds, "Oh, I'm sorry. My friend thinks your cute...uh, I like your ears." or something of that nature.

Needless to say, "I like your ears" is the worst pick up line I had ever heard.

[Bernkastel]

Sounds like she didn't expect you to come over and couldn't come up with a compliment on the spot. At least for her sake, that's what I hope.

I don't get hit on often by random girls, so I'm kind of out of reach of this one. The oddest one I've had was some girl said "I MUST HAVE YOU" at AX about 4 years ago... >_>

The funniest one I've heard:

"I wish I was a fly so I could land on you."
"What/why?"
"Cause I think you're the shit."

[RedSavant]

Man, that's... that's pretty bad. Throws an empty cup at you, then she tries the old 'my friend thinks' routine, and then she goes with 'I like your ears'? That's the trifecta of fail.

...Which isn't to say that I'd fare much better... but I can say with confidence that I've never been hit on, well or otherwise. Oh well.

[Zero]

Bernkastel, on 15 July 2010 - 11:56 PM, said:

Sounds like she didn't expect you to come over and couldn't come up with a compliment on the spot. At least for her sake, that's what I hope.

I don't get hit on often by random girls, so I'm kind of out of reach of this one. The oddest one I've had was some girl said "I MUST HAVE YOU" at AX about 4 years ago... >_>

The funniest one I've heard:

"I wish I was a fly so I could land on you."
"What/why?"
"Cause I think you're the shit."

Same here.

Figures. Fangirls are horny.

RedSavant, on 15 July 2010 - 11:57 PM, said:

Man, that's... that's pretty bad. Throws an empty cup at you, then she tries the old 'my friend thinks' routine, and then she goes with 'I like your ears'? That's the trifecta of fail.

Make that a quadfecta. She tried to touch them afterwards. I ran like a mother.

[AmeChi]

The best I've ever gotten was a whistle behind me as I walk.

This is how it went -

Me: Dodododoo~ *is merely minding my own business as I go to buy a cucumber*
Random dude: *woof whistle*
Me: Dundundundundun?! *is walking away quickly and like a board, blushing like crazy*

>.>; Oh, also, some dude didn't even say "hi" or whatever. He just came over and groped my ass, ran off before I could even turn around. >.>; What's with this?

Anyways, I've never said a pick-up line either. I get too nervous when I notice a cute guy and my tongue just goes limp. Especially if he's talking to me. Then, I begin to sweat and it's all downhill from there. o_________O;;

[Zero]

AmeChi, on 16 July 2010 - 12:03 AM, said:

I go to buy a cucumber

>.>; Oh, also, some dude didn't even say "hi" or whatever. He just came over and groped my ass, ran off before I could even turn around. >.>; What's with this?

I don't understand why you make an effort to dress yourself and leave your home just to buy ONE cucumber.

My bad. I'll greet you next time.

[Sgt. Nomad =GSF=]

I've never been victim to a pick-up line thank god

But there was one time recently, I was at the store, and kept noticing this really good looking girl in really small shorts who kept stealing glances at me....


I was like "No way in hell she's actually looking at me" But, until I left the area I was in, she kept looking, and turning her head away every time I looked in her direction.

Was kinda nice... Creepy, but nice.

[Neroh]

How to charm girls, 101, i prep my guy friends all the time.
Not to mention Neroh's endless flirting (i'm nice, other people call it flirting.) does not discriminate gender. I've had more then one girl like me, lawl. To be clear, Neroh is not gay nor bi, girls don't attract me. I am simply Lindsey-sexual.

Zero is right. Don't tell a girl that you like her ears...until you two have known eachother for a bit more. She'll think "wow he's a really attentive guy and pays attention to details, esp. about me. *inner squee*" if you use it as a pick up line, she'l think of something along the lines of 'omgaz stalker' or you'll be forever remembered as the ear-fetish guy. Not good. (theres a chance she knows you're bad at talking and will take it as cute. slight chance)

And if you tell a guy he has cute ears from the get go. Its over. Zero is a prime example.

It matters not the pick up lines, or how awful they are, but more in the way you say them. Look into her eyes, act confident, and say it like a player. More like 20% line and 80% appearance/tone/body language.

I've never used them. Had a couple sent my way this year, didn't work, but it was rather cute of the guys to try. I LOVE this one when i was introduced to this one guy in a formal get together for the new years.

Me: *Puts out hand* Hey. I'm Tia.
Guy:*takes it and shakes* Bond. James Bond.
Such a nice guy, but i forgot his name since i didn't ever talk to him again.

[Kitty]

I've never hit/nor gotten hit on but I has a few pick up lines.

"Can I have your cell number because I lost mine?"

"I wanna be like the Titanic and go down on you."

But I'm sure you all have proabably heard of them.

[AmeChi]

HAHA, I have.

@Zero: I was going with my Dad to a family get-together and we needed to get a cucumber, so he made me go in and immediately, the pedophiles caught fresh meat. Yeah, I got my ass out of there real quick. x/333 And sure, but I don't think you'll see me as your type. *seriously doesn't think she's pretty o___O; not that much, anyway*

[ChouHime]

I have heard some cheesy pick up lines that got on my nerves...to my friends. XD o__o;; But for me, it was just this once.

I was at the mall and eating a philly cheesesteak, right? My napkins were on the table and I looked around, this one guy was like staring at me literally. Then, I glanced around and then looked back at him again, I was a bit creeped out but flattered in a way...He suddenly got up and started walking towards me. I tried not to pay attention to him but he made his presence known. He freaking pretended he slipped hi hand on my marble table where I was eating and all the napkins fell on the floor. THE MOST STUPIDEST LINE EVER "Can I get some napkins for you?", hhheelll, I got up and didn't say a word to him. >____>
CREEPER.

When I go out to eat and stuff, I always get looks from the waiters or other people sitting down.
-shudders-
I'm attractive, I guess? -IknowIam-

[Zero]

What Neroh said.

Also, compliments on any other body part other than arms, hair, and eyes are generally really creepy for me in general. So is random touching, especially the lap. I CANNOT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE TOUCH MY LAP. LAY YOUR HANDS OFF ME WOMAN. I NEED SPACE. Unless you're really cute. I'm shallow.


Speaking of same-sex attractions. A lot of gay people hit on me. It's a bit awkward.

[Bernkastel]

Oh god, I had this two gay dudes hit on me at my old Renaissance faire job. They liked my costume, they took pics with me, kept saying I was "scrumptious," and even wanted me to do some photoshoot thing with them. I was like LOLNO, that was flattering but kind of overboard.

[AmeChi]

@Zero: *pats your shoulder*

@Chou: *tries really hard not to laugh* Oh my...you too? Not the napkin thing, the stares. O__________O;

*is having fun with this thread*

[Zero]

AmeChi, on 16 July 2010 - 12:22 AM, said:

@Zero: I was going with my Dad to a family get-together and we needed to get a cucumber, so he made me go in and immediately, the pedophiles caught fresh meat. Yeah, I got my ass out of there real quick. x/333 And sure, but I don't think you'll see me as your type. *seriously doesn't think she's pretty o___O; not that much, anyway*

Again, ONE cucumber? ._. I giggled.
Aha, have more confidence child. ^^

ChouHime, on 16 July 2010 - 12:22 AM, said:

I'm attractive, I guess? -IknowIam-

*cough*

I kid, I kid.


Maybe he just really wanted that philly cheesesteak? I have a habit of staring at my sister when she's eating, because I want her food.
That was a great pick up line though. I couldn't have put in a effort to come up with such a terrible one. xD

Bernkastel, on 16 July 2010 - 12:26 AM, said:

Oh god, I had this two gay dudes hit on me at my old Renaissance faire job. They liked my costume, they took pics with me, kept saying I was "scrumptious," and even wanted me to do some photoshoot thing with them. I was like LOLNO, that was flattering but kind of overboard.

Oh god Bern, we on the same boat. D:

I dislike it when they compliment you with words like, " bangin' " or " big boy ". Oh god.